Who?

 

The header is me. I know, I shouldn’t be allowed to show that face in public.

 

Likes:
• Being a bookworm
• Twizzlers (especially the Cola & Cherry kind)
• Smoking a good cigar
• Guitar Hero
• Horseradish sauce
• Making sammiches! (I’d better; it’s my fucking job. I could think of worse things than smelling like bread and vegetables every day.)

Dislikes:
• The taste of toothpaste
• Being bested at checkers or cards
• People who are: fake, whiny, shallow, ignorant
• People who use the word “like” so many times in a sentence that I completely stop listening to them
• Those who find no humor in farts

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