Usually every Wednesday we go to the soon-to-be in-laws and have dinner. Yesterday my ’second mama’ “wasn’t feeling well”….I’ll bet you anything it was diarrhea.
I need my home-cooked dinner once a week, dammit. I don’t care whose home it comes from, as long as it’s not from my apartment–dinner here consists of pulling frozen veggie [...]
March 1, 2007
Categories: humor, jackassery, me being an asshole, rant . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: 1 Comment
Yes, I’m asking for it.
Can’t wait till he gets home!
February 15, 2007
Categories: humor, me being an asshole . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: 1 Comment
I’ve got a huge bone to pick with Michelina’s Lean Gourmet Roasted Red Pepper Spaghetti. It’s delicious for $1.50, I’ll give it that. The spaghetti is great, but for one thing: the green beans. I have a specific regimen when it comes to my green beans. They have to be French-cut. No, this isn’t some [...]
January 10, 2007
Categories: food, humor, me being an asshole, rant . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: 2 Comments
Happy New Year!
Now take your fucking Christmas lights down.
January 1, 2007
Categories: me being an asshole . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: Leave a Comment
Actually, you can all do me several favors:
1. Don’t complain to me that you don’t have enough money. Ever.
EVER.
I’m dead serious on this. If you have more than NONE, you’re already doing better than I. You have money problems? Don’t buy anything. Period. Unless you absolutely need it. I’m talking TP and food here. [...]
December 20, 2006
Categories: Blogroll, me being an asshole, rant . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: 5 Comments
