I’ll Wager The Novelty Wears Off…

During an online conversation with my brother, I end up mentioning Sock’em Boppers and decide to search for them, for lack of anything better to do. The search leads me to Amazon, where they kindly invite me to search for more “Novelty Amusement Toys”….I’m betting that the amusement comes more from looking at the weird [...]

Relearning to Speak

After spot-washing my work clothes: “I can’t go to shirt with a wet work.”
…Should probably stop drinking for a couple of nights.

Brain Dump

 Just a bunch of things floating around in my head that aren’t enough to make up individual, interesting posts all by themselves.
1. I’m sick of this “I pick and eat boogers” shit that keeps leading people here. I did, however, have a friend who ate them. When we were six. Grow up. They might be [...]

Retching all over life.

 Usually every Wednesday we go to the soon-to-be in-laws and have dinner. Yesterday my ’second mama’ “wasn’t feeling well”….I’ll bet you anything it was diarrhea.
I need my home-cooked dinner once a week, dammit. I don’t care whose home it comes from, as long as it’s not from my apartment–dinner here consists of pulling frozen veggie [...]

My Brain Just Cringed…

I checked my Blog Stats just this minute (measly and pathetic though they are) and scrolled down to see if anyone found it by way of a search engine. Just curious, as always.
They did.
The term that brought them to my page:
“pick and eat your boogers real picturs”
Glorious, isn’t it?
I read it, read it again, and [...]

Reappearing Momentarily

Miss me?
Sure you did. Fucking liar.
Mostly the well ran dry. Also I figure I’d give you a break from reading this nonsensical bullshit and giving yourself a headache.
But now I’m back. For the moment. So Uh-oh all over you.
Things have been quite quiet here, sitting in my little chair (it swivels!–yea, so what?). So I [...]

Thought I’d Ask

Ever been fucked so good that you’re afraid to put your socks back on, for fear of them just being knocked right off again?…
Just a question.
On a sidenote, there are no “gentle” laxatives. In case you’re wondering.

And She’s in it for the Win

This particular gem was thought of when I wanted to show you how much of a bigger badass I am than you by showing off my brand new camera:
How do I take a picture of my new camera?
-Oh! Put it on a 10-second delay and move it so it takes a photo of itself.
WHAT???
Turns out [...]