Sucks for My Cheap Ass

I’ve got a huge bone to pick with Michelina’s Lean Gourmet Roasted Red Pepper Spaghetti. It’s delicious for $1.50, I’ll give it that. The spaghetti is great, but for one thing: the green beans. I have a specific regimen when it comes to my green beans. They have to be French-cut. No, this isn’t some [...]

I’ve Got Nuts On My Mind

Cashews are my favorite nut. Used to be peanuts, but those are so two years ago. Plus, they’re not even real nuts. Go figure.
I can’t figure out whether I like cashews because of their high salt content or because sometimes they’re shaped like tiny little man-packages. Possibly both.
Visual Aid

(These are just “halves and pieces” apparently, [...]