If you don’t feel like reading the whole thing, a) no big deal, but b) you’re fucking lazy. It’s like three paragraphs. But I’ll sum it up anyways–there’s only one important line:
“‘I didn’t know what happened until he was in my pant leg.’”
This begs so many questions, for example:
- Was she a large woman?
- What kind of pants was she wearing that a 5-something pound baby could get into one of the legs?
- Wouldn’t you feel something like that come out? I mean, it is your vagina. And last but certainly not least:
- What the FUCK?
I woke Jon up screaming with laughter, startling the both of us. One of those things that just strikes you in a special place and the giggles start bubbling up uncontrollably. I had to wait 10 minutes before attempting to read past that point.
Needless to say this brightened up my morning tremendously. Mostly in a “you’re gross” kind of way.
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GROSS!