Just a bunch of things floating around in my head that aren’t enough to make up individual, interesting posts all by themselves.
1. I’m sick of this “I pick and eat boogers” shit that keeps leading people here. I did, however, have a friend who ate them. When we were six. Grow up. They might be [...]
March 5, 2007
Categories: humor, jackassery, weird . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: Leave a Comment
Baby Born in Mom’s Pants
If you don’t feel like reading the whole thing, a) no big deal, but b) you’re fucking lazy. It’s like three paragraphs. But I’ll sum it up anyways–there’s only one important line:
“‘I didn’t know what happened until he was in my pant leg.’”
This begs so many questions, for example:
Was she [...]
March 4, 2007
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Usually every Wednesday we go to the soon-to-be in-laws and have dinner. Yesterday my ’second mama’ “wasn’t feeling well”….I’ll bet you anything it was diarrhea.
I need my home-cooked dinner once a week, dammit. I don’t care whose home it comes from, as long as it’s not from my apartment–dinner here consists of pulling frozen veggie [...]
March 1, 2007
Categories: humor, jackassery, me being an asshole, rant . . Author: Kimmy . Comments: 1 Comment