And She’s in it for the Win

This particular gem was thought of when I wanted to show you how much of a bigger badass I am than you by showing off my brand new camera:
How do I take a picture of my new camera?
-Oh! Put it on a 10-second delay and move it so it takes a photo of itself.
WHAT???
Turns out [...]

I’ve Got Nuts On My Mind

Cashews are my favorite nut. Used to be peanuts, but those are so two years ago. Plus, they’re not even real nuts. Go figure.
I can’t figure out whether I like cashews because of their high salt content or because sometimes they’re shaped like tiny little man-packages. Possibly both.
Visual Aid

(These are just “halves and pieces” apparently, [...]

Do Me A Favor.

Actually, you can all do me several favors:
1. Don’t complain to me that you don’t have enough money. Ever.
EVER.
I’m dead serious on this. If you have more than NONE, you’re already doing better than I. You have money problems? Don’t buy anything. Period. Unless you absolutely need it. I’m talking TP and food here. [...]

Christmas Horror

Has anyone else seen this joke of a commercial where Celine Dion is lying under a Christmas tree caroling while a family of four watches on in what I’m assuming is supposed to be “wonderment” although it looked like horror?…
Because it would be absolute terror for me.
She was dressed in a slinky little red dress [...]

Fungus and Flying-Vs

Yesterday I got to wander around the mall all by my little lonesome. It felt kind of good to do something on my own but I was pretty bored until I discovered the joys of free red Flying-V earrings at Claire’s. I think you might guess what I mean by “free”, though. And you’d be [...]